Supermarkets

You should think twice before you enter a supermarket. You never know what dangers might be lurking in the aisles. You could slip on some spilt jam and break your leg. You might knock over a small child with your trolley in a moment of inattention. If the sheer range of ice-cream flavours fills you with indecision, you are in danger of getting frostbite. You could get stuck in a queue at the checkout for so long that your family register you as a missing person. When you eventually arrive home you might realise that you have bought a lot of worthless trash that you could do without.

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